OK, I've been waiting and waiting for proof from somewhere that this one Calgonite commercial existed. I couldn't find a picture or anything anywhere and finally YouTube came to the rescue:
I used to fucking love this commercial when I was little. My brother and I would run around reenacting it and quoting it all the time, and one of my cousins supposedly dressed up as the Spotmaker for Halloween, which I wish I had photographic proof of as well.
But years later, no proof of the Spotmaker could be found anywhere at all, except for a couple mentions here and there on the occasional blog or message board, most notably on James Urbaniak's blog Voucher Ankles. Where are you Spotmaker?? Has Calgonite actually managed to erase your very existence?? Oohhh noooo! CALGONIIITE!!!
That's right, Spotmaker...but you came back. Thank you for making us laugh at love. Again.