I thought some of you may enjoy hearing this clip I have of Orson Welles being a towering asshole while doing the voiceover for a frozen food company. Aaaaahhhh, the great Orson Welles. I can just see him with his sleeves rolled up, shirt partly untucked, tie loosened, and surrounded with papers, pretending he's doing some sort of terribly important work with the Federal Theater or something instead of just saying some semi-awkward sentences about frozen peas. Can you imagine being the poor guy in the recording booth during this whole thing? With Orson Welles having glamour fits at the microphone and ripping your copy about peas to shreds? I don't know how the guy kept from yelling "Mr. Welles, it's fish sticks, okay??!! Can you just accept that, say the words and move on??!! Jesus Christ, I need a drink."