B-Movie Non Sequitur Sunday: Bad Girls Go To Hell
July 20, 2008
July 19, 2008
"And what the hell- a coupla corn dogs!!"
There's a Quik Trip (gas station/convenience store, for the uninitiated) right around the corner from my house which has the most absurd ad ever plastered all over the parking lot. Now, Quik Trip has always been very proud of its gas station food. I've seen countless photos of their breakfast offerings- sausage biscuits, breakfast burritos, etc- which are all part of the "Hotzi" line. "Hotzi"?? Are they all Lawrence Welk fans at Quik Trip headquarters? "Stand up, Hotsy Totsy Boys, you're being honored with a line of frozen taquitos!"
But back to this particular ad. It's a large full color photo of a corn dog with this written underneath:
THE ADULT PACIFIER
I'm sorry, right now I can't say anything because I'm gagging. Hang on.....OK, I think I'm all right now. I'm sorry, whenever I think of this concept of corn dogs serving as pacifiers for adults, I just imagine herds of fat people with vacant expressions on their face, shuffling around the parking lot with corn dogs sticking out of their mouths, which then grosses me out.
June 29, 2008
You're damaged merchandise and this is a fire sale!
Today, please enjoy this highlight from Herschell Gordon Lewis' searing indictment of the smut industry, "Scum of the Earth", courtesy of the fine folks at Something Weird. Here we see a sweaty, sweaty man cussing out a teenaged girl for having the gall to be upset about being hoodwinked into posing for nude photos. Let's watch! Thank you.
June 15, 2008
Music for Looking
- I love old record covers. I have a ton of them and they're all so wonderful- take a look!
Murder, Broads, & Cocktail Dresses
- My collection of old pulp paperbacks
Stuff and Nonsense
- Image junk drawer- pictures of friends, Jeff, me, and things I like. A loose and disorganized collection. Please enjoy!
Put your hand in the box!
- Widen Your World
Are you sad that they tore down the "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" ride at Walt Disney World? This site is for you and me to enjoy. - The Lady from Sockholm- a sock puppet film noir movie
Here's the website for a short film Jeff did the sets for. Warning: terrible horrible puns are everywhere. - Engrish!
Offers the admiring feelings of a graceful lady! - A/V Geeks
Sort of like Rick Prelinger's emergency backup filmstrip collector. His collection is great- 'Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast?' is not to be missed! - Internet Archive: Prelinger Archives
Ahh, the Prelinger archive of educational/industrial films (or 'ephemeral films' as they say) is only the glistening tip of the iceberg that is The Internet Archive. Seriously. Get going. - Reference Desk
The blog of Jay Nagy, Librarian. Ask a question and he will answer it. No, don't try to stump him, it'll only end in hot tears of shame and admiration. - LILEKS (James) Hello.
Go ahead, waste a few hours if you enjoy looking at weird old shit with hilarious commentary. I know I do. - Hannah
Do you like cuckoo clocks? Would you like to look like one? It's fun! - Threadgill
Ashley Holt's artwork, music and raving. Experience the brilliance.
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